Dead Inside, Doing Fine.

Your free emotional support horror zine for when caffeine and coping mechanisms just aren’t cutting it.

Somewhere between burnout and full-blown possession lies you - functioning, polite, slightly decomposing, and running entirely on caffeine and sarcasm.

You don’t need another glittery affirmation or a productivity hack from someone who’s never known the taste of dread before breakfast.

You need something real. Something darkly funny. Something that gets it.

Welcome to Dead Inside, Doing Fine — your free mini survival guide for the emotionally undead.

Inside this short, printable digital zine, you’ll find:

🩸 Modern coping strategies for the living impaired
🧠 Tiny exorcisms for anxiety, burnout, and existential dread
💬 Darkly funny truths about being “fine” when you’re absolutely not
💀 A free ticket to your next haunting — the 7-day follow-up: “Dead Inside, Still Subscribed”