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Survive October… Or Die Trying.

A Monster’s Guide to Surviving October (For Monsters, By Monsters)

October is open season on monsters. Humans are waving pitchforks like party favours. Hunters have night-vision. Teenagers keep summoning things they can’t pronounce.

So we, at the Cult of Odd, made you a one-page cheat sheet — a quick, printable survival map for the most dangerous month of the year — for all vamps, monsters, wolfmen, witches and monster brides. No garlic, no fluff, just survival.

Download it free. Stay alive(ish). Thrive in the chaos.

How to Get Yours (Before the Torches Get Lit):

  1. Enter your email in the form provided.

  2. Receive the free Monster’s Guide to Surviving October instantly.

  3. Stick it on your crypt wall. Live to see November.

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