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This is not your mama's cult. Expect transmissions laced with horror, humour, and heresy. Think: brain-melting blog drops, first dibs on cult-worthy merch, and secret handshakes in the form of discounts and weird surprises. No beige vibes. No bland advice. No koolaid. Just chaos, clarity, and cursed motivation for the beautifully broken.