The Haunting of Everyday Life: How to Stay Strange In A World That’s So Beige
You ever notice how the world seems determined to sand down your edges? How everything has to be “minimal,” “neutral,” and “curated” — like we’re all auditioning for a Pottery Barn séance?
Welcome to modern life, where the ghosts are real, but they’re wearing beige cardigans and sipping pumpkin spice in matching mugs.
How to Stay Spooky in a World That’s Already Put Up Christmas Lights
So the neighbours have hung their Christmas lights already. The shops are playing carols on loop. But you? You’ve got skeletons in your closet (literally) and a horror aesthetic you refuse to surrender. Here’s how to stay spooky, keep your identity intact, and outshine the twinkle-fest — all while wearing your blackest sweater.
The Creature From The Black Lagoon & Toxic Relationships: Escaping The Monsters Who Drag You Down
Toxic relationships rarely announce themselves with neon signs and ominous theme music. No one swipes right thinking, “Ah yes, this is the one who will emotionally dehydrate me like a forgotten houseplant.” But there they are — slithering in, all wide eyes and wet smiles, dragging you into their murky depths until you can’t tell which way is up.
Why Dracula Would Make A Terrible Roomate (And What He Can Teach You About Toxic Energy)
Let’s set the scene: you’ve finally found a place in this hellish rental market. A charming gothic flat. Decent rent. High ceilings. Creepy castle vibes included. Your new roommate? Count Dracula.
At first, he seems like a dream — mysterious, well-dressed, apparently very low utility usage (he’s never home during the day). But then… the red flags start to show. Literally.
