PRIVACY POLICY

Because some people just want to be left alone to do… whatever it is they’re doing in that basement.

At In Odd We Trust, your privacy matters — not just because we’re legally obligated to say so, but because we actually mean it. Unlike the Klopeks, we’re not hiding anything sinister behind a respectable façade (unless you count our taste in horror fonts).

WHAT WE COLLECT

We collect a minimal amount of personal information. No creepy dossiers. Just what’s needed to run our site, fulfil orders, and keep the ghosts in the machine fed. Things like:

• Contact details (like name and email) when you sign up or order

• Order details (like shipping info and purchase history)

• Payment info (handled by secure third-party processors—we never see your full credit card number)

• Device and usage info (like IP address, browser, time on site) via cookies and analytics tools

• Any info you voluntarily share (like responses to our lead magnet quizzes or cursed VHS confessions)

Information Collected Automatically:

• IP address

• Device type and browser info

• Pages visited and time spent

• Interaction data with pop-ups, quizzes, and the site

We do this through cookies and tracking tools — but we’re not the Klopeks. We don’t collect it to bury it in the yard.

HOW WE USE IT

We use this data to:

• To fulfil your orders (without summoning a demon in the process)

• To send you emails you actually want (not just spammy chains of doom)

• To improve site functionality, speed, and usability

• To protect against fraud and digital gremlins

• To run our horror-themed games and experiences with logic and flow

If we ever use your data for something unexpected, we’ll ask you first — like a good neighbour who brings brownies and reads you your rights.

SHARING + THIRD PARTIES

We don’t sell your data. We work with some trustworthy partners (none of them live in basements):

• Payment processors (like Stripe, PayPal)

• Email marketing tools (like Sender.net)

• Website analytics platforms (like Google Analytics, Meta Pixel)

• Fulfilment and shipping (printful, Amazon)

• Site host (squarespace)

Each of these services has its own privacy safeguards in place. They only receive the info needed to do their jobs. They do not get your soul. Or your shovels.

COOKIES + TRACKING

We use cookies and similar technologies to:

• Remember your preferences

• Analyse site traffic

• Improve performance

We use cookies to enhance your experience — and possibly to lure Cookie Monster into our dungeon (just kidding, check our Cookie Policy for the real scoop). You can control or disable cookies in your browser settings. Some features might not work as intended without them.

DATA STORAGE + SECURITY

We store your data on secure servers and only keep it as long as necessary to fulfil the purposes listed above. We take steps to protect it from unauthorised access, but no system is 100% hack-proof — especially not when cursed.

HOW WE PROTECT YOUR INFO

We take security seriously. No unsecured backdoors. No rusty incinerators in the garage.

We use:

• SSL encryption

• Secure databases

• Regular updates and plugin monitoring

• Limited access protocols

And if something ever does go bump in the night, we’ll notify you faster than Tom Hanks can yell, “What the hell is going on?!

DATA RETENTION

We keep your info only as long as we need it:

• Orders: kept for legal/accounting reasons

• Email lists: until you unsubscribe (you always have that power)

• Quiz/game data: anonymised or deleted when no longer needed

We don’t hoard data like the Klopeks hoard secrets.

YOUR RIGHTS

Depending on where you live (hello GDPR and CCPA folks in the EU or California), you may have the right to:

• Accessing your data

• Correcting or updating it

• Deleting it (we won’t take it personally)

• Withdrawing consent

• Objecting to marketing

To do any of the above, just email us at theoddsquad@inoddwetrust.co.

HOW WE PROTECT YOUR INFO

We take security seriously. No unsecured backdoors. No rusty incinerators in the garage.

We use:

• SSL encryption

• Secure databases

• Regular updates and plugin monitoring

• Limited access protocols

And if something ever does go bump in the night, we’ll notify you faster than Tom Hanks can yell, “What the hell is going on?!

CHILDREN

This site isn’t intended for users under 13. We don’t knowingly collect personal data from kids.

CHANGES TO THIS POLICY

We may update this privacy policy from time to time. Any changes will be posted here with a new “Last updated” date. We won’t summon a demon to notify you, but we do recommend checking back once in a while.

CONTACT US

Questions? Concerns? Want to exorcise your data?

Email us at theoddsquad@inoddwetrust.co and we’ll help.

Thanks for trusting The Odd. Stay weird. Stay private. 🖤