You ever get the feeling that life’s just one long boat ride away from total carnage?

That’s the vibe with this one. It’s not just a tee — it’s a quiet little ode to the last time you trusted something that seemed “fun.” You know, a beach vacation. A weekend away. A man named Quint with a bottle of cheap whiskey and a death wish.

This tee is for the ones who understand that sometimes the danger doesn’t come screaming out of the water — it slips in with the tide. This shirt’s your lifeboat. Your silent protest. Your wearable warning label.

Because nothing says “I’m not falling for it this time” like sailing off into the sunset… with both eyes still on the water.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric for fitted style
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• T-shirt sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US