While the mortals are out here aging, stressing, and paying taxes, you’re just… thriving. This tee is for those who live forever and look damn good doing it. Be the nightmare. Not the victim. Soft as velvet, dark as your soul, and built to last—just like you.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric for fitted style
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US