While the mortals are out here aging, stressing, and paying taxes, you’re just… thriving. This tee is for those who live forever and look damn good doing it. Be the nightmare. Not the victim. Soft as velvet, dark as your soul, and built to last—just like you.
* 100% cotton
* Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
* Pre-shrunk jersey knit
* Open-end yarn
* Tubular construction
* Taped neck and shoulders
* Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
While the mortals are out here aging, stressing, and paying taxes, you’re just… thriving. This tee is for those who live forever and look damn good doing it. Be the nightmare. Not the victim. Soft as velvet, dark as your soul, and built to last—just like you.
* 100% cotton
* Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
* Pre-shrunk jersey knit
* Open-end yarn
* Tubular construction
* Taped neck and shoulders
* Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
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