You’re not dead — you’re just playing the long game. This tee is built for those who keep going long after they should’ve tapped out. Embrace the darkness, own the light. Ultra-soft, eerily breathable, and with just the right stretch for crawling out of shallow graves and into your next adventure.
* 100% cotton
* Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
* Pre-shrunk jersey knit
* Open-end yarn
* Tubular construction
* Taped neck and shoulders
* Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
You’re not dead — you’re just playing the long game. This tee is built for those who keep going long after they should’ve tapped out. Embrace the darkness, own the light. Ultra-soft, eerily breathable, and with just the right stretch for crawling out of shallow graves and into your next adventure.
* 100% cotton
* Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
* Pre-shrunk jersey knit
* Open-end yarn
* Tubular construction
* Taped neck and shoulders
* Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
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