Caffeine? Optional. Brains? Non-negotiable. This tee is for those who don’t function without their morning fix — whether it’s espresso or freshly cracked skulls. Soft as a zombie moan, lightweight enough to survive the heat of the hunt. Just try not to drool on it.
* 100% cotton
* Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
* Pre-shrunk jersey knit
* Open-end yarn
* Tubular construction
* Taped neck and shoulders
* Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Caffeine? Optional. Brains? Non-negotiable. This tee is for those who don’t function without their morning fix — whether it’s espresso or freshly cracked skulls. Soft as a zombie moan, lightweight enough to survive the heat of the hunt. Just try not to drool on it.
* 100% cotton
* Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
* Pre-shrunk jersey knit
* Open-end yarn
* Tubular construction
* Taped neck and shoulders
* Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
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