Caffeine? Optional. Brains? Non-negotiable. This tee is for those who don’t function without their morning fix — whether it’s espresso or freshly cracked skulls. Soft as a zombie moan, lightweight enough to survive the heat of the hunt. Just try not to drool on it.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric for fitted style
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US