



Grab life by the Balls Tee
£25.00
Who needs subtlety when you’ve got undead ambition?
This tee features a zombified hand making bold moves on a freshly plucked eyeball —because life’s too short to be polite, and way too weird to play it safe. Whether you’re clawing your way out of the grave or just into the spotlight, this shirt says: take it all… and squeeze.
100% bad decisions approved.
Warning: may cause staring. (Literally.)
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric for fitted style
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This tee features a zombified hand making bold moves on a freshly plucked eyeball —because life’s too short to be polite, and way too weird to play it safe. Whether you’re clawing your way out of the grave or just into the spotlight, this shirt says: take it all… and squeeze.
100% bad decisions approved.
Warning: may cause staring. (Literally.)
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric for fitted style
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
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Grab life by the Balls Tee
£25.00
Who needs subtlety when you’ve got undead ambition?
This tee features a zombified hand making bold moves on a freshly plucked eyeball —because life’s too short to be polite, and way too weird to play it safe. Whether you’re clawing your way out of the grave or just into the spotlight, this shirt says: take it all… and squeeze.
100% bad decisions approved.
Warning: may cause staring. (Literally.)
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric for fitted style
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This tee features a zombified hand making bold moves on a freshly plucked eyeball —because life’s too short to be polite, and way too weird to play it safe. Whether you’re clawing your way out of the grave or just into the spotlight, this shirt says: take it all… and squeeze.
100% bad decisions approved.
Warning: may cause staring. (Literally.)
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric for fitted style
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size:
Quantity:
Add To Cart