Who needs subtlety when you’ve got undead ambition?
This tee features a zombified hand making bold moves on a freshly plucked eyeball —because life’s too short to be polite, and way too weird to play it safe. Whether you’re clawing your way out of the grave or just into the spotlight, this shirt says: take it all… and squeeze.
100% bad decisions approved.
Warning: may cause staring. (Literally.)
* 100% cotton
* Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
* Pre-shrunk jersey knit
* Open-end yarn
* Tubular construction
* Taped neck and shoulders
* Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Who needs subtlety when you’ve got undead ambition?
This tee features a zombified hand making bold moves on a freshly plucked eyeball —because life’s too short to be polite, and way too weird to play it safe. Whether you’re clawing your way out of the grave or just into the spotlight, this shirt says: take it all… and squeeze.
100% bad decisions approved.
Warning: may cause staring. (Literally.)
* 100% cotton
* Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
* Pre-shrunk jersey knit
* Open-end yarn
* Tubular construction
* Taped neck and shoulders
* Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
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