Dark, deadly, and impeccably dressed—just like you. This tee is softer than a vampire’s whisper, perfectly fitted for those who prefer moonlit escapades over morning meetings. Breathable enough for a midnight prowl, stretchy enough to dodge wooden stakes. Drink up, darling.
* 100% cotton
* Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
* Pre-shrunk jersey knit
* Open-end yarn
* Tubular construction
* Taped neck and shoulders
* Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Dark, deadly, and impeccably dressed—just like you. This tee is softer than a vampire’s whisper, perfectly fitted for those who prefer moonlit escapades over morning meetings. Breathable enough for a midnight prowl, stretchy enough to dodge wooden stakes. Drink up, darling.
* 100% cotton
* Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
* Pre-shrunk jersey knit
* Open-end yarn
* Tubular construction
* Taped neck and shoulders
* Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
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