Before there were reboots, dolls, remakes, and CGI gore — there were the legends. Jason. Michael. Freddy. Norman. The cold-blooded blueprint. The nightmare founding fathers. The ones who taught you not to trust showers, sleep, summer camp, or Halloween.
This tee isn’t just a shirt — it’s a shrine.
Retro slasher energy. Worn best with fake blood and dead eyes.
Limited run. Eternal terror.
Get it before it vanishes like the last girl standing.
* 100% cotton
* Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
* Pre-shrunk jersey knit
* Open-end yarn
* Tubular construction
* Taped neck and shoulders
* Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Before there were reboots, dolls, remakes, and CGI gore — there were the legends. Jason. Michael. Freddy. Norman. The cold-blooded blueprint. The nightmare founding fathers. The ones who taught you not to trust showers, sleep, summer camp, or Halloween.
This tee isn’t just a shirt — it’s a shrine.
Retro slasher energy. Worn best with fake blood and dead eyes.
Limited run. Eternal terror.
Get it before it vanishes like the last girl standing.
* 100% cotton
* Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
* Pre-shrunk jersey knit
* Open-end yarn
* Tubular construction
* Taped neck and shoulders
* Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
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