You’ve heard the whispers: “abomination,” “monster,” “it’s alive!” — but here’s the truth they never told you. The patchwork prince of the graveyard didn’t ask for your pity; he asked for your respect. And now he’s getting it.
This tee flips the switch on the so-called “creature,” turning bolts and scars into a badge of rebellion. He isn’t man, isn’t machine, isn’t mistake — he’s proof that sometimes the most powerful thing you can do is piece yourself back together and rise.
Wear it like a lightning bolt. Wear it like a resurrection. Wear it like you’ve got unfinished business with the world.
* 100% cotton
* Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
* Pre-shrunk jersey knit
* Open-end yarn
* Tubular construction
* Taped neck and shoulders
* Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
You’ve heard the whispers: “abomination,” “monster,” “it’s alive!” — but here’s the truth they never told you. The patchwork prince of the graveyard didn’t ask for your pity; he asked for your respect. And now he’s getting it.
This tee flips the switch on the so-called “creature,” turning bolts and scars into a badge of rebellion. He isn’t man, isn’t machine, isn’t mistake — he’s proof that sometimes the most powerful thing you can do is piece yourself back together and rise.
Wear it like a lightning bolt. Wear it like a resurrection. Wear it like you’ve got unfinished business with the world.
* 100% cotton
* Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
* Pre-shrunk jersey knit
* Open-end yarn
* Tubular construction
* Taped neck and shoulders
* Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
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