You’ve heard the legends of the 13th… but what about the day before the chaos? Thursday the 12th is when monsters hit snooze, sharpen their machetes, and contemplate their life choices over lukewarm coffee. This shirt isn’t about screams in the dark — it’s about the awkward calm before the bloodcurdling storm, when even the most feared slashers need a robe, a brew, and a break from all that menacing.
On the eve of his “big day,” our infamous mask-wearing mischief-maker trades the woods for worn slippers. Thursday is his one day of semi-normalcy: grocery runs, self-help podcasts, and awkward phone calls to his mother (“Yes, Mom, I am eating enough.”). Legend has it, this is the only day he feels truly… human.
Wear it as a wink to the horror fanatics who know: every killer has a soft side — and every nightmare starts with a perfectly ordinary day to recharge and prepare.
* 100% cotton
* Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
* Pre-shrunk jersey knit
* Open-end yarn
* Tubular construction
* Taped neck and shoulders
* Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
You’ve heard the legends of the 13th… but what about the day before the chaos? Thursday the 12th is when monsters hit snooze, sharpen their machetes, and contemplate their life choices over lukewarm coffee. This shirt isn’t about screams in the dark — it’s about the awkward calm before the bloodcurdling storm, when even the most feared slashers need a robe, a brew, and a break from all that menacing.
On the eve of his “big day,” our infamous mask-wearing mischief-maker trades the woods for worn slippers. Thursday is his one day of semi-normalcy: grocery runs, self-help podcasts, and awkward phone calls to his mother (“Yes, Mom, I am eating enough.”). Legend has it, this is the only day he feels truly… human.
Wear it as a wink to the horror fanatics who know: every killer has a soft side — and every nightmare starts with a perfectly ordinary day to recharge and prepare.
* 100% cotton
* Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
* Pre-shrunk jersey knit
* Open-end yarn
* Tubular construction
* Taped neck and shoulders
* Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
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