No upgrades required. No edits, no filters, no dimming the unholy glow you were born with. This tee is for the beautifully bizarre, the gloriously strange, the ones who’ve always felt like a glitch in the algorithm — and wouldn’t have it any other way.
Soft enough for séances. Strong enough to scare the normies.
Because you? You’re already the strange magic they wish they had.
* 100% cotton
* Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
* Pre-shrunk jersey knit
* Open-end yarn
* Tubular construction
* Taped neck and shoulders
* Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
No upgrades required. No edits, no filters, no dimming the unholy glow you were born with. This tee is for the beautifully bizarre, the gloriously strange, the ones who’ve always felt like a glitch in the algorithm — and wouldn’t have it any other way.
Soft enough for séances. Strong enough to scare the normies.
Because you? You’re already the strange magic they wish they had.
* 100% cotton
* Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
* Pre-shrunk jersey knit
* Open-end yarn
* Tubular construction
* Taped neck and shoulders
* Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
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