Brain Fog but Make it Gothic: The Art of Functioning While Half-Dead
Ever felt like your soul took a smoke break and forgot to come back?
Welcome to brain fog: that glamorous little limbo between “I’m fine” and “I’ve been dead for 200 years but haven’t had the decency to lie down yet.”
The Ghoul’s Guide to Getting Your Life Together (Eventually): How to Rise From the Dead and Start Again
Let’s be honest — getting your life together feels a lot like crawling out of a shallow grave with a hangover. You know you should be doing it, but the world keeps handing you reasons not to. Rent’s due. Your inbox is a haunted mansion. You’ve got emotional cobwebs in corners you swore you cleaned last year.