Why Dracula Would Make A Terrible Roomate (And What He Can Teach You About Toxic Energy)

Let’s set the scene: you’ve finally found a place in this hellish rental market. A charming gothic flat. Decent rent. High ceilings. Creepy castle vibes included. Your new roommate? Count Dracula.

At first, he seems like a dream — mysterious, well-dressed, apparently very low utility usage (he’s never home during the day). But then… the red flags start to show. Literally.