HOW WATCHING HORROR MOVIES CAN HELP YOU DEAL WITH LIFE (AND WHY DARK COPERS HAVE IT FIGURED OUT)

Let’s get one thing straight: horror movies aren’t just for cheap thrills or late-night scream-fests. They’re a dark, campy, blood-soaked survival manual for real life. Think of them as emotional CrossFit for your anxiety, teaching you how to handle chaos, dread, and that one friend who won’t text back.