Brain Fog but Make it Gothic: The Art of Functioning While Half-Dead
Ever felt like your soul took a smoke break and forgot to come back?
Welcome to brain fog: that glamorous little limbo between “I’m fine” and “I’ve been dead for 200 years but haven’t had the decency to lie down yet.”
The Haunting of Everyday Life: How to Stay Strange In A World That’s So Beige
You ever notice how the world seems determined to sand down your edges? How everything has to be “minimal,” “neutral,” and “curated” — like we’re all auditioning for a Pottery Barn séance?
Welcome to modern life, where the ghosts are real, but they’re wearing beige cardigans and sipping pumpkin spice in matching mugs.