The Horror of Still Functioning: When You’re Fine Enough to Suffer Forever
Let’s get something straight right out of the gate. The real horror isn’t losing your mind. It’s keeping it together just enough to never be rescued.
Brain Fog but Make it Gothic: The Art of Functioning While Half-Dead
Ever felt like your soul took a smoke break and forgot to come back?
Welcome to brain fog: that glamorous little limbo between “I’m fine” and “I’ve been dead for 200 years but haven’t had the decency to lie down yet.”
The Haunting of Everyday Life: How to Stay Strange In A World That’s So Beige
You ever notice how the world seems determined to sand down your edges? How everything has to be “minimal,” “neutral,” and “curated” — like we’re all auditioning for a Pottery Barn séance?
Welcome to modern life, where the ghosts are real, but they’re wearing beige cardigans and sipping pumpkin spice in matching mugs.
